dance = sex?

the videos are horizontal and yes, they're supposed to be vertical, i aint no dumb-dumb, okay? i KNOW! instead of saying, "oh im lazy to edit them to the right position", i'll just say, "OKAY! im a little bit video editing challenged!". happy?! Pfffts.

anyway,

some say, you can tell what/how a guy is like having sex by the way he strut his moves on the dancefloor.

if that is so, imagine how most (OZ angmoh) men are in bed (or wherever you're doing it) if they dance like this,




no? not a pretty little sight? too little action on the lower body? too much boxing action?

imagine how most asian (ahbeng) men are like when they dance like this,




no? certainly not the way you imagine the sex is going to be. rough, and fast, but too much action on just the head shaking? too little elsewhere important?

imagine how some of the male species who can do a little something like this (or maybe better),

yes? a gigantic sign with bright lights bordering it says this dude dances well, he must be really good in bed (or wherever you're doing it). imagine scissor action. imagine doggy action. imagine alot of things.

imagine, but think again. the reason he dances well may be because ... hmmmm ... i dont know ... he's sleeping with another man!?!

HAH!

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something i said : " you're only ugly if you're not better looking than anybody! "