"get pissed, pick chicks up and dissapoint them after!"
mission wednesday.
i got pissed. 8 jaggies [Ye`Gheez] actually broke our last week's record by 1! 2 Gin Tonics. countless smirnoff twists.
right.
picked chicks up? didn't EXACTLY picked any up, they came to me. HAH. me and my dancing skill, and my sweet talks, though honest with a slight twist of corniness. HAH.
right.
didn't dissapoint all of them.
brunette 1 : she got turned off because she thought the chick a mate introduced to me was my girlfriend. HAH. dissapointed chick number 1.
hollie : she got turned off when i whispered to her that i was gay while we were dirty dancing one another. HAH. dissapointed chick number 2.
gingerhead : she stepped into my zone, rubbed her thigh between my legs, twirled around me, her fingers always pointing at me, her eyes gazed with such intense, her tongue worked to wet her lips ... i didn't even get a chance to SAY anything cause she was always dancing, and twirling .. and jumping .. and spinning .. I GOT DISSAPOINTED FOR NOT DISSAPOINTING HER! dissapointed josh number 1.
2 : 1. i win! mission completed.
i should stop playing "oh, he's gay!", cause i realized i DONT have gaydar. for those who are illiterate on homosexual 101, gaydar stands for gay-radar. HAH! instead, i should start playing "oh, he's straight!" at gay clubs! HAH!
right.
About Me
- Josh.ə G
- EMOtionist E.MO.tion.ist [i-moh-shuh n-ist] -noun 1.Psychiatry. a person afflicted with the compulsion of being emo.
8 comments:
heh. you arse. some disappointed chick might just decide to black you in the eye.
geez. what a fucking turn off.
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uuuuu .... feminist! hah. i got an excuse .... i WAS PISSED .... hahahahaha ... reasonable enough to get myself into trouble!
mate.. sry.. it's actually "reason" enuf to get meself in2 truble.. n not "reasonable".. (i think..) hahahah aiya.. so long din correct ur grammar ordi.. jus had to do it.. hahahah.. anyways.. CIBAI!! i missed out on taugey's white chick's frens the other weekend.. n lasnite (in kch) i saw a white chick walkin alone in town at nite!! n i was fuck broke!!!!! cibai~ if not.. miss white chick n i wud'v gotten REALLY acquainted ey.. cibai.. dowana think bout it liaw.. fuck..
fuck.. cannot use other nick meh here??? cibai.. i chose the "other" option n tot i'd put "turtle".. ended up being "anon"..
then y the flying fuck do u hav 3 options down ther?? fuck. got my nick (option 1), "other" (option 2) AND "anonymous" (option 3).. cibai.. if "other" is gonna b "anon" anyways.. WHY THE FRIGGIN' TINKLEFUCK ARE THERE THREE FLYING DINKLEFUCK OPTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM??!! wtf?
wow.. i posted a LOT of comments here ey.. n i'm still posting.. i wonder why.. (mayb cos u made me think of white chicks..)
yet ANOTHER meaningless comment.. left by the idiotically-bored-with-absofuckinglutely-nothing-else-better-to-do turtle..
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