men cant shit and masturbate at the same time. or can they? can women? i wouldnt know cause i am not one! but MEN CANT shit and masturbate simultaneously. i wouldnt have said it if i havent done it!?!
hah.
i was sitting on the toilet one day, flipping through a print porn sitting on my left thigh with my rightie intensely riding my pole and then the sudden need to poo-poo rushed over. i was near masturbation euphoria but the bliss of "letting go" messed my priorities. so i shitted and killed the boner!
hah.
but IF you ever do it, and succeed, please enlighten me.
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9 comments:
hahahhahahah chow chi bai!! WTF??! hahahahha fuck man.. that post totally cracked me up! ahhahah cibai.. next time try sprinkling the magical twinkling tinkle inkle dinkle winkle dusts while u'r doin it.. hah! it might work.. i haven't tried it yet tho.. (don't think i will..) COME BACK!!!
Very best site. Keep working. Will return in the near future.
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Monkey will always be monkey! Hahaha... Damn original man!!! Now thats an idea if i get bored doing the shits next time... Lol
anonymous is creeping me out! hah! the demon of uncertainties!
josh, anonymous is just a bot spamming you, try turning on the word verification function to stop it.
but back to what i really wanted to say:
"THE HELL?!"
who the heck tries spanking the monkey whilst taking a dump?
irene > i was spanking the monkey 1st ... wasnt planning to shit at all ... the sudden need to, just came at the wrong ... wait ... RIGHT TIMING! hah.
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHahahahAHAhHAhHaHAhAhAhAhahah.......you one sick, dude!
I think everyone has a sick story to tell.
Sick!!
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